"You're cute when you're mad."
calamary: LOL. Bitch I’mma be fucking gorgeous in a minute.
its Summer... BITCH I FEEL FREE.
Is your family as sexy as mine?
i-made-you-smile-when-i: Dad says: “It runs in the family…” Mom looks around like: Older sister hears “It runs in the family…”: Brother smiles when he hears, “It runs in the family…”: Uncle Phil hears, “It runs in the family…”: Little sister hears, “It runs in the family…”: And I’m sitting there like:
that awkward moment when you try to show someone...
monica-love: and they are like: but you are dying laughing
In the grocery store, and your favorite song comes...
That awkward moment when you get stuck in an...
HECK YEAH! Lol i love this episode
Little girl: Do you have a fiance?
Lily: Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word fiance.
Robin: Aww. Umm.. Nope. I don't have a fiance.
Little girl: Then who do you live with?
Robin: Actually, I've got 5 dogs!
Little girl: Don't you get lonely?
Robin: No.. I've got 5 dogs!
Little girl: My grandma has 5 cats and she gets lonely.
Robin: Well yeah. That's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady. Not that your grandmother is.. Does anyone else have a... yes? *points to a little boy who has his hand up*
Little boy: Are you a lesbian?
Robin: No, are you?!? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les-...
Lily: ALRIGHT! LET'S HAVE A BIG HAND FOR ROBIN THE REPORTER!
Barney: So Robin, you ever report on trainwrecks? Coz I just saw one. What uuuuuup! Tiny 5! *high fives the little boy next to him*
That awkward moment when I'm taking notes and the...
Its time to go to school